Origin: In
the beginning, there was the big bang.
Following this was expansion, followed shortly thereafter by the
formation of stars and planets. A long
time after that came humans and after them came
robots. Shortly after that came robots
that bowl and it is into this epoch of history that the bowl-bot XJ7 was first coded.
Gear: XJ7 rolls a T-road solid:
The T-road has an
inverted 2-piece Fe2 ionized core, which is slightly worse than a
plutonium core.
The T-road solid has
a blueberry fragrance, here is a scratch-n-sniff
sample of the blueberry fragrance:
Scratch-n-sniff
blueberry
*please note: to get
the scratch and sniff effect you must print out this page using ‘high
resolution’ printer setting!
Footwear: Etonic E classic Retro Neon
*traditional bowling
shoe look
*the right balance
of performance and value
Quotes:
“Err...”
“Hmmm...”
“Oops!”
“Not good!”
Jedi bowling
tricks used by XJ7:
“Pin chaos”
throw ball at pins, use the force to create pin chaos to
generate knockdown despite throw inaccuracy 
“Pin ricochet”
throw ball at pins, use the force to create a ricochet
backlash to knockdown pins from behind
Canine Companion:
Other famous
XJ7s:
XJ7 X-wing starfighter
The Incom XJ7
X-wing starfighter was in the service of the Galactic Alliance during the
Second Galactic Civil War. It sported
laser cannons and proton torpedoes for armament. Rogue Squadron was equipped
with XJ7 X-wings.
Yamaha XJ7 Seca
2002 Jaguar XJ7 Vanden Plas
Sir John William
hailed the XJ series as ‘the finest Jaguar ever.’ The ‘XJ’ designation had been used during the
vehicles development as its codename.
When the vehicle was introduced, the codename persisted.
XJ7’s dreamgirl:
XJ7 likes a girl who
likes to drive cars
If you look like
this:
and you got ‘Mercury on your list’, then give XJ7 an e for some Fahrvergnügen