DandroidBio
Mustang, Cadillac, RoboCop. These are just a few of the fine machines to come from the Motor City. Less known on this list, but no less fine is our very own Dandroid. With a fuel injected, 5.0 liter stomach, and twin into-head armshafts, Dandroid can go from 0 to 2 grilled cheese sandwich halves in 1.5 bowling frames. That’s enough power to sustain a bowling average well into the triple digits!
But this bot is not just about power, he also possesses a gentle touch, thanks to his proprietary Finesse-sisanTM technology. It is deadly accurate, with optically guided aim and near-miss precision down to the milli-C-hair. The technology is so advanced that Dandroid’s bowling ability is virtually indistinguishable from that of a human.
Shoes: Faux-house.
Bag: Strike Force, black.
Ball: Storm Second Dimension aka “The Pin Cushion.” Drilled more times than a gushing BP oil well (with similar success), this ball may yet one day fit comfortably into Dandroid’s bowl claw, cushioning our lead with pins to spare.
Favorite Post-Bowling Ice Cream Flavor: Banana
Biggest Post-Bowling Ice Cream-Related Disappointment: Birthday cake flavored malt.
Behold! The Storm Second Dimension.